Pregnancy — 19 August 2011

10 Worst Things to Say to a Pregnant Woman

If you have gone through the pregnancy experience, then I am very sure you have also experienced your share of horrible comments coming from people you know (at least think you know).  Whether you are told that you are as fat as a cow or that your stretch marks are showing, there is worse out there. Check out
some of the worst but hilarious comments to some of your pregy ladies out there.

Why don’t you go for a C-section? It’s so easy nowadays

What to Say Back: “Is surgery really that simple?”


  • Oh! You are pregnant! I thought you were just eating too much!

What to Say Back: “Are you keeping tabs on my diet?”

  • “Did this happen before or after the wedding?”

What to Say Back: “Who knows? I just love making out with him.”

  • “You are huge! Having triplets?”

What to Say Back: “So, what month are you on?”

  • “You are never going to sleep again.”

What to Say Back: “With the little bundle in my arms,

who wants to sleep?”

  • “I bet you’re glad you had her prematurely so that you wouldn’t
    get so big.”

What to Say Back: “Actually, I was more worried about
my baby’s health than my weight.”

  • “Aren’t you too old to have another baby?”

What to Say Back: “my clock doesn’t say so”.

  • “You’re definitely having a girl since your butt is getting so
    big!”

What to Say Back: “I know – now I can try those new dance moves!”

  • “You are starting to waddle.”

What to Say Back: “do you mind looking out for some pimples,
that may draw your attention as well.”

  • “Your Doctor Gave you the Wrong Due Date”

What to Say Back: “Ops! I just might keep my fingers
crossed.”

So, ladies you must be saying the B*** word by now. If you
have any more horrible comments that can definitely give us a good laugh, share
with us.

 

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