We generally always ask women about their dream man, dream marriage and so on. But when #whoeverImarry started trending on Twitter, I was a bit surprised to see the completely hilarious posts that men had put. Yes, there were also tons of laundry doing and cooking type husband tweets, but that we already know.
Check out these real tweets from real dudes and what they expect from their future wives…

Twitter Trend: Whoever I marry…

“…will be my lover AND my bestfriend it won’t be a perfect relationship, but at least it’ll be REAL” —@iRespectFemales
“…gotta have some big boobs and can’t where panties. So if that ain’t you sorry. You’re not eligable.” —@JuiCyIsMyBOSS (We’re guessing bad spelling isn’t a dealbreaker for him, though.) “…has to have all her teeth” —@ItsMePancho
“…gotta be able to sit back watch ESPN, Good Times, Martin, Wayans Bros on a daily with me” —@PRESiDENTEel #whoeverimarry better be a canadian boy named Justin Drew Bieber—BiebersAKing Kidrauhl Forever “…need[s] to be on my side 100% supporting me as much i support her and help me with my career decisions as i do for her” —@mikey_free
“…will be my biggest fan and i will be there biggest fan too” —@Luke1luk
“…better not try put the plate in the sink with food still in it .. like how could u be so dutty? Just scrape it out” —@AshaunOConnor
#WhoeverIMarry needs to be adept at neutralizing spiders.—- JoshymitsuH Joshua Hallam

Now here are some funny ones from ladies as well

Whoever I marry…

• “…can not shave/wax his chest, arms or arm pits. That having been said, if necessary he must shave/wax his back.” —@BrandiBelle73
• “…must understand that if justin bieber HAPPENED to show up one day I cannot be held responsible for my actions” —@emmaaa_louise
• #whoeverimarry BETTER pay for me to always have my nails done, I like being fancy. (: -autumnracale autumn wyatt
• #WhoeverIMarry needs to understand that I can be bi-polar… more than sometimes -XOXO_JOCEII J-LYN3
• “…needs to be able to cope with my weridness & my love for #harrypotter” —@kimberleyxo1D
• “…better be able to handle my crazy without ever calling me crazy.” —@catewhite
• “…only wear flat-front pants. I will not tolerate pleats.” —@elliekrupnick